Thursday, May 29, 2014

Roleplay Guideline. (How not to be ignored or called a Special Snowflake!)

This is a helpful little guide on how not to get called out as a special snowflake or otherwise ignored and mocked in a Roleplay environment.
  1. Don't copy abilities of major players (ie the Lich King, Lady Darkrunner, Prince Anduin)
  2. Don't play a fancy race (Such as high elves) If you do not know the lore inside and out.
  3. Don't connect your character through family connections to major players. (Aka you are not the child of the missing princess Menithil. You were not the child of Deathwing or any other aspect, you are not Arthas's secret kid he had with Jaina!)
  4. Do not claim to be an important figure (ie leader of a made up kingdom. Just.. dont.)
  5. Loopholes. If you know the lore (Like someone I won't name.. *cough* Sheikaris and Loki! *cough*) then use the loopholes to your advantage.
  6. Ripping off someone else's original idea is still bad. I don't care if you are a noob or not, don't pull that crap.
  7. Never, and I mean never, insult your guild master or officer via guild chat. If you are having a fight, you keep that shit in whispers otherwise you are showing that you are a capitol A douche bag and will get severally scorned and burned for it.
  8. Alphas. There are people that are High Class Alphas. These are people who are protective of the guild they are a part of, and if you show any disrespect or otherwise scheming, they will be the first ones down your throat. (I would know! I am one of them and I will fuck your shit up.)
  9. I don't care what you say. Psionist or otherwords known as mind control is bullshit. A. You character would not have the will let alone the magics to fucking do it. B. The only reason The Dark Lady and The Lich King could do it was because they were working with UNDEAD. Dead. Deceased. People who died and therefor their spirits were not connected enough to their bodies to be able to control themselves! So shut the fuck up! I don't care about your arguement, there is no case in Lore where an average everyday priest or warlock were able to dominate a living persons mind.
  10. I don't care what you say! You cannot be a dragon aspect, let alone a dragon of a fucking made up flight. Yes, you can RP a dragon, if you know how to. No, going around and telling EVERYONE that you are a dragon is bad and you will be seriously mocked and laughed at and never taken seriously. Just stop.
  11. When observing someone during a tryout scenario, it is often frowned upon and flat out rude when, during the question time, you are asked to ask questions and instead tell the candidates that all their answers are incorrect. Bitch you fucking wanna tryout? Should of tried out yourself. Stuff a cookie in it.
  12. Hypnotism. How does it work? I can tell you it cannot place an idea into someones head so powerful that they would act on it irrationally enough to A. Be caught, and B. do stupid shit like attack an army by yourself. Seriously guys? Are you idiots.
  13. Stop trying to be king of the spotlight. That bullshit gets you hated on.

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